A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A Banana wrote this...

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"Up to 50% off."

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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cory is gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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