- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Johnson stops eating

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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