Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Woman's rights.

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Potato

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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