- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock What

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why? Because!

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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