What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

co jo kurwa tocza?

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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