- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Looks through the peephole.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

God is real

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

You smell bad? Cool.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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