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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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