why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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i hate you.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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