- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

brett is a dick

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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