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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

ollie is a fag so are you

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.