Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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This is not a good joke.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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I'm gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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