Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Nickelback.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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gay marriage.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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