- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Tennesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Come in

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

im a selling a car

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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