Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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