What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Herman Cain

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti jokes.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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