- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

whats pale and white your ass.

Time flies like a banana.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Jewish People

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Poop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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