How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

look left now look right. washing machine

whats gay ? you

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Can I touch it?

Penis in a box.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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