- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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