A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

whats gay ? you

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

look at there!! an entire dog!!

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

whats pale and white your ass.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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