i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Google Doodles

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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