What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Adam Sandler.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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memes

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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