Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Canada's army

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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