- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock Knock! Come in.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

chuck norris

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

i fondle myself every night....

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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