jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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i like potatoes

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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My butt!!!!

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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