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obama is a good president

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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A black person in the NHL

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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