In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Obama.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

baby seal walks into a bar

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

tim rafter died no one cared

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

The WNBA.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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