What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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a little girl gets raped

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Anti Joke

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