i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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