Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A women walks out of a kitchen.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What's 9 +10 19

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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