your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

how does peploe get around they walk

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Anti Joke

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