whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Miscarriages.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is brown and sticky?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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