Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

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