A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

KEVIN HART

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A women walks out of a kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

lewis bedford

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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