Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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