- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Women

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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