What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What should I name my dog?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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