Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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WNBA

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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