There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

how does peploe get around they walk

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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