- Anti Joke

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

-3

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

-5

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

-5

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

-5

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Y2K

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

you are gay

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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