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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Black people

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A fat man buys a salad

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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