- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

whats better than shoes feet

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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