This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Kate

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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