Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

your face.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Religion

Womens rights.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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