N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What does a man like. food.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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