What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

lewis bedford

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is 69? A two digit number.

One Big Ass Mistake America

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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