Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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barack osama

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Women Drivers.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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