- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Your mum is dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

steves legs

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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