Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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