Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What should I name my dog?

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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