What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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