What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

steves legs

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

God.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

i hate you.

Frown is a four letter word.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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