- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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