Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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why did the man die? he got shot

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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I am really good at math debating

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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i heart wiener

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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