whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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