I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Someone told me about this website.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Time flies like a banana.

sweaty black guy

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

knock knock whos there .. derp

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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