Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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