Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Robin, get in the car.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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