A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Anti Joke

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