am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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hi im paul!

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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