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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Brittney Spears

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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