Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Oliver's friends

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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gays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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